Here's an actual conversation between 18 month old Megan and her mommy.
Mommy: Megan Ready? ONE!
(I figured she'd had that one down)
(whoa! She can go up to four!)
(What a little smarty pants she is!)
(What the heck! How does she know this?!)
Mommy: Ummm, Dustin did you just hear that?
Daddy: Yes...if I hadn't heard it firsthand I wouldn't have believed you.