Ever since I can remember I've had troubles. Bum troubles that is. Specifically troubles in getting certain substances to come out of my bum. I have horrific memories of pushing out large chunks of the stuff, so large in fact my little toddler bum would bleed. Even more horrible was the little brown Prodiem Plus beads my mom would force feed me to take every day in effort of solving said problem. Nearly twenty six years later and I'm still dealing with this problem.
Now, there is no need to lecture me on diet and the importance of drinking lots of water. I know it all. I've been scarfing down the bran and drinking over 2 litres of water a day. And now we're rounding the corner of day five and still...nothing. I fear the use the use of laxitives or prescription meds as I don't want my bowels to become sluggish or dependant. But folks, I'm getting desperate. Natural advice anyone? Sorry If I've ruined any of your appetites or your respect for me. But I need help. And I don't want the kind of help that comes in the form of a gloved finger either.