Friday, December 16, 2005
In case you were wondering.
Well friends, six litres of water, one entire plate of broccoli, four large salads, ten mandarin oranges, four bowls of Rasin Bran, eight Ex-lax and twenty Metamucil pills later and dam has burst forth on day eight. It was slow coming but once the initial hardened mass passed through it was smooth sailing. I'm sure I must weigh five pounds less than I did an hour ago. My belly feels wondrously empty. Jig dancing empty in fact. I think I'm going to keep up with this fibrous diet to prevent this incidence from occurring again. Thanks for all the advice people. In case you were wondering that's not me in the picture.