Friday, December 16, 2005

In case you were wondering.

Well friends, six litres of water, one entire plate of broccoli, four large salads, ten mandarin oranges, four bowls of Rasin Bran, eight Ex-lax and twenty Metamucil pills later and dam has burst forth on day eight. It was slow coming but once the initial hardened mass passed through it was smooth sailing. I'm sure I must weigh five pounds less than I did an hour ago. My belly feels wondrously empty. Jig dancing empty in fact. I think I'm going to keep up with this fibrous diet to prevent this incidence from occurring again. Thanks for all the advice people. In case you were wondering that's not me in the picture.

7 comments:

Amanda Brown said...

Yay! Christy pooped! Congratulations! They don't seem to make Hallmark cards for such an occasion, but way to go!

Angella said...

Happy Poop-day to you!

Jen said...

What relieving news! :)

karen said...

Yay! Good for you!!

Stephanie said...

I'm so glad it all worked out in the end there!

Joyce said...

IN THE WORDS OF ERIC(SON) "WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER"!!!

The Dykstra's said...

my old roomate had a similar problem one time, however he only lasted 3 days and then had enough and went out and bought a 2 liter of prune juice.now normaly one glass or two will do it, but he downed the entire bottle.

and we have lift off!!!

all.....night.....long.

This has been a Brandon Dykstra production.