Friday, December 02, 2005

I'm not proud of it, but it's true.

I pick my nose. Yes, it's true, I'm a nose picker. I always have been. I use my pinky cuz it's the only finger small enough to fit in my tiny nose holes but, I do pick. However I do not eat. I have never had the desire to imagine what that might be like and I never will.

I take stuff off the shelf at the store and if I decide later not to buy it I just put it back on the nearest shelf. Nope I won't walk fifty extra steps to put it back where it belongs. I learned this from my mother. And unless I'm getting a loonie or a quarter back I never return the shopping cart. And having kids isn't an excuse cuz did this even before I had kids.

I know all the words to Finding Nemo, Toy Story 1 and 2, The Incredibles, Pooh's Heffalump Movie, The Land Before Time, Madagascar, and Many a Veggie Tales movie.

Sometimes I throw away loose change after sweeping cuz I'm too lasy to bend down and sort the change from the dirt.

If I can't find the kids toothbrushes at night, I use Dustin's on them instead.

I almost NEVER make our bed, and when I do the kids just yank the blankets off anyways.

I live out of laundry baskets cuz I hate putting the clothes away. I do wash, dry, fold and bring them upstairs but apparently after all that, putting them away just seems too much for me. Go figure.

Our van has enough crumbs and dried out fries on the floor to feed a small country.

I like watching Spongebob Squarepants.

I have given my kids pop in a sippy cup. Not often, but on occasion.

Our kitchen paintjob remains unfinished after over a year.

When I laugh really really hard I sound like a man. Ask Dustin, he's one of very few people to have witnessed this sad event.

I will wear the same thing more than two days in a row if I know I'm not going out.

I never go out without wearing make-up. Even if I'm going swimming. Now that's sad!

I have actually been arrested. But that... that's a post in itself. And just you know, I didn't do anything illegal.


Adele said...

It's really brave of you to admit to those things, of course I being a perfect lady do none of the things mentioned, nor have I ever bitten my toenails or picked a spot on my husband

Jen said...

Guilty of sooo many of those!!

Becky said...

Even though we have been apart for the past... 7 years??? (too long), We still seem to have the same habits. I do not pick my nose, however, even though my nostrils are big enough to fit my thumb inside (i just checked). and that is probably a result of years of tommy-tow-trucks from dad. I love living out of a laundry basket, because the clothes in there are th clothes you always wear.. who needs to even look in the closet?

Amanda Brown said...

You forgot: "I do shots of ranch dressing with my two cheeseburger meal from McDonalds". Oh, the shame. At least you have a partner in crime (well, more than one...Megan has been found slurping up ranch straight from the container many a time). I guess it runs in the family. :) Be proud of your ranch-lovin' tendencies!

Angella said...

Sweet post. I'm confused, though...isn't Amanda starring in a play right now??? How on EARTH is she commenting???

nelly said...

I still do some of those, Although none of them were taught by me! Except maybe leaving items on the nearest shelf, Becca always gives me heck for doing this.