According to my brother , he's going to need testicle retrieval surgery due to the fact that him and his wife just bought a dodge caravan. I think of more than a few guys who had a hard time buying a minivan. Why is that? It is considered a mom's car? Is it really that ugly? Cuz you know what, minivans have some serious power under thier tiny little sloped hoods. Maybe that's where your nuts went Dan. Under the hood of your van. You should seriously check.
As for us, we love our Toyota Sienna. It's roomy, fast, powerful, comfy, not too ugly, and reliable! What's not to like? I suppose it's no sports car but I'll tell you what, Dustin never looked so hot as when seen behind the wheel of our van. A mouthful slimy Spitz in his mouth and a cup full of the empty carcasses in hand. Doesn't that just get you going? Seriously though. Of every guy I know who's made the choice. The descision to "leave thier testicles at the door of the dealership" and drive home in a van. They've never looked back and never regretted the descision. Unless they bought a Montana.
Real men do drive minivans.