Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Real men drive minivans.

According to my brother , he's going to need testicle retrieval surgery due to the fact that him and his wife just bought a dodge caravan. I think of more than a few guys who had a hard time buying a minivan. Why is that? It is considered a mom's car? Is it really that ugly? Cuz you know what, minivans have some serious power under thier tiny little sloped hoods. Maybe that's where your nuts went Dan. Under the hood of your van. You should seriously check.

As for us, we love our Toyota Sienna. It's roomy, fast, powerful, comfy, not too ugly, and reliable! What's not to like? I suppose it's no sports car but I'll tell you what, Dustin never looked so hot as when seen behind the wheel of our van. A mouthful slimy Spitz in his mouth and a cup full of the empty carcasses in hand. Doesn't that just get you going? Seriously though. Of every guy I know who's made the choice. The descision to "leave thier testicles at the door of the dealership" and drive home in a van. They've never looked back and never regretted the descision. Unless they bought a Montana.

Real men do drive minivans.

5 comments:

Jen said...

Jordan's the same way. He insists that we will never drive a mini-van. Why? I think they are practical and nice looking. Oh well. Men ...

Angella said...

When we went out for my birthday supper, Matthew opted to drive our minivan over the 4runner :)

Heidi said...

I can't say my husband wouldn't choose a chev 4X4 quad cab pickup over our van but he doesn't mind driving it. And it happens to be a shiny red Montana which I absolutely love!

Lisa said...

I was the one who SWORE to never have a mini-van...but I too LOVE mine. And my hubby is the one who talked me into it!

Vicki said...

ooh, minivan vs. husband. Usually the minivan wins! Donovan said he's never have one. Now he loves our Honda and actually checks out other peoples minivans. Of course he wouldn't want one as a single guy...
I think he's actually said..."Hey Vick, look...that guy's driving my dream van!" (referring to the Honda Odyssey touring Edition). He's going to be so mad I posted that.
And what's more, these vans have a lot of horse power. They go like stink!!